[ominous music] where the hell am i? you're dead, cody.i'm sorry. [loud banging] [bang!]
21 Questions Game To Ask A Guy, and now you're here for processing. well, what does that mean? well, before the next step, we invite you here to ask any questions you'd like about your life, the universe... - any question, and you'll give an answer?- any question.
and this isn't some sort of, like,genie philosophical situation, where you'll spin answers to be like,uh, some sort of lesson? no, straight answers.you have one minute. - when does the time start?- it already has. - wait, there's time in the afterlife?- here there is, yes. wow. uhm ... okay! 50 seconds! - okay, uh... so there's an afterlife.- yes. - are aliens real?- yes.
- did they crash in roswell and then they-- no, no no. - okay, did my dad love me?- yeah! how many pounds of hair did i grow in my life? 85 pounds. - how many pools of pee did i fill?- .8% of one olympic-size pool. - that's it?- that's actually a huge amount. - is my grandfather here somewhere?- [laughs] no. did i ever have a shot at hooking up with a celebrity of any kind? - yeah!- who?
- arianna huffington.- who killed jfk? it was a secret service agentin the car in front of jfk. he hears the shots from the book depositoryand he turns to fire towards oswald, and he gets jfk through the head. what is the craziest thing that's everhappened in the entire universe? david blaine. - if a tree falls...- yes. - was the moon landing a hoax?- no. - should i have gone to law school?- yes.
ok, there was this time, when i was a kid,and i had this bowl of corn pops, and i remember there was anotherpop that was like, next to it- - it was bird poop, yes.- it was bird poop. - you ate bird poop, yeah.- i knew it. - did my girlfriend cheat on me?- no. - does she know that i cheated on her?- she does. - will i go to hell for that?- yeah. - what?!- what? - i'm going to hell?!- yeah!
- for cheating on my girlfriend?- among other things. - what other things?- like jaywalking... uuuhhhhmmm... you had impure thoughts,you cussed a few times. when you're in hell, is there a way to get out of hell? no. 15 seconds. - are there other dimensions?- mm-hm. did i live a good life? uh, it was okay, middle of the road. like a 4 out of 10.
what's the smartest question i could ask in this situation? - it's that one.- god!! did i have a soulmate? yeah, her name's heather. she's from denver. you guys never met. did we ever come close to meeting? you were in like a black angus steakhouse,you had back-to-back booths, and, just, neither of you turned around. - who are you?- i'm santa claus. - really?- no, not really.
- so you lied?- no, i was making, like, a joke. i'm allowed to make jokesfrom time to time. have you lied about any of the other stuff? no. am i... actually dead? okay, no. then where am i? you cheated on me?! that's right, you're on an episode of pervetory,
the show where we catch real-lifecheaters with fake afterlife confessionals. we drugged you, dressed you,dragged you to this park, built a box around you and interviewed you, all to find out the truth. the truth... ... that you're a cheater. does she know that i cheated on her?i cheated on her? [deeper voice] i cheated on her? [music]
tune in next time for more pervetory![cody screams]
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