... only on the new wii u thank you so much for coming here tonight you lovely people. i am fredrick playstation, and tonight sony is going to take you to a ride through the future of console gaming. presenting, my first guest
All Star Game 2013 Roster, a psychopathic murder mark: thank you fred for the lovely introduction, hey guys, don't you just love it when you start up playstation playstation starts going
[ ps1 boot-up music with mark cerny still looking like a goddamn psychopath ] [ heavy breathing ] now playstation 3 was more like whoosh swoosh, swoom you know, and playstation 4 is gonna be like woof it's gonna be schzioom, woof. want me to tell you about playstation 4? it's gonna be like whoof - it's gonna be like that, bitch. it's gonna be like that a-everyday- i don't know what a playsta-
i've never heard of that. i don't-like, what the fuck is that, huh? what the fuck is that? you call- are you calling me gay you son of bitch? on the playstation4, light bulb technology, connects to other light bulbs in space, to form one massive light bulb, for lift-off. [accurate rocket liftoff sound effect]
oh, here's jackie chan. [ music starts playing ] jackie chan: turn that fucking music off!!! hey guys, today i'm gonna talk to you about my "brand new playstation game" so- [the dance partay music once again] wow everybody, jackie chan huh? what a terrific audience audience: fuck you, fred. fredrick: yeah, and fuck you too.
[kung fu fighting music] ff guy: aaa, thank you. thank you very much! [and everyone's kung fu fighting] thank you, thank you very much! thank you, thank you very much. thank you. who am i? who am i? (2x) where am i? where am i? (2x)
ff guy: thank you, thank you very much. thank you, goodbye. ... found that man wandering outside of the nursing home, and now for a man who needs no introduction. this guy. hey hey everybody. [ claps ]
my name is blizzard entertainment, and i'm about to blow your mind. we have been working with sony for fifty years on this game. exceeding a budget of three hundred billion dolars. seven hundred trillion polygons. behold the next generation of mankind. narrator: we traveled together east.
always into the east fredrick: what the fuck is that? get the fuck off of my stage. what is this? 1998? bungie, you better have something good over there. o shit
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