d:-hi! p:- hello! dan and phil games search engines. d:-search engines? p:-yeah, you know all my secrets now. d:-now? they already do phil. (p:-that's scary to think.)
Family Feud Free Online Game, p:-aaaaaaaah! d:-let's talk about our tee-shirts; you are wearing, a christmas tee-shirt! p:-i'm easing into christmas with a christmas tee-shirt, (d:-nice!) that means i won't turn into a ball of sweat while filming this video
d:-where as i am wearing a very seasonally appropriate, and on brand l sweatshirt. p:-how is that called seasonally appropriate? d:-ok phil. p:- christmas in hawaii maybe? d:-it's who i am after having played pokemon moon. p:-right. d:-so what are we playing today phil?! p:-let's load it up. *table tapping*
p:-i just tapped on the table pretending i was doing some 'lite hacking skills. p:-we're playing google feud! d:-woooooow! d:-let's take a moment to appreciate that new google logo font. p:-i know! d:-with that obnoxious e on the end. p:-that must have spent a long time. just all of those planning meetings. to shift the e. (d:-yeah.)
p:-yeah. d:-look at that e, its like calm down; do you know what i mean? *phil laughs* p:-let's just make a video about that e. d:-it's like what did i do to you? we don't know each other that well and yet here you are you're just up in my face and i think you just need to bring it down a notch. p:-it's like the fun aunty at a wedding. d:-totally!
p:-just a bit way word d:-just an e on the end, you're the e on the end of life. p:-am i? thanks. d:-so what's the game phil? p:-well you're given a question(d:-yup) that will be put into google(uh-huh) and then it's got a space in the end and you have to decide what the majority of humanity have-- d:-have been googeling
p:-kind of like family fortunes. d:-oh, so i'd be like; how much is a_____? and you have to guess that. p:-bagel! macbook! d:-...euthanasia session... p:-*concerned laugh* d:-is up there. p:-yeah, you have to check. and we're going to be doing it as a ...
*explosions*dan vs. phillll*explosions* d:-on any level was there any words phil. p:-when you slow it down you'll see the words. *slow-mo*daaan vs. phhilll!!! d:-i think that would just sound even weirder slowed down-i'm sure you've realized that.*phil chuckles* d:-all right! so uh i mean the boards over there. p:-it's over there you know what it's like.*points at it* d:-it's so much energy to go drag it across the room. p:-i can't drag it over here you know the board.
d:-the more time passes the worst the decision to use a bit of our dining table instead of just card board increases. p:-yup. d:-but you're going down mate! p:-no! i'm good at this. d:-is this like fast typing or it this just guessing. p:-it's just guessing. d:-ok thank god!
p:-so-- d:-because if you had to use this keyboard you'd be screwed phil. p:-that keyboard is so annoying i don't understand how to use it! *dan smashing the keyboard* p:-aaaaaaah! *computer seizing* *keyboard mashing* p:-you've broken everything! *clicking* p:-stop! stop! d:-it sounds great though doesn't it?
p:-oh my god-so we're going to do 5 rounds(d:-uh-huh), who ever gets the most points wins.(is the winner) yea! d:-the loser sucks! p:-i'm gonna make a note with pen and paper, like what even is this? because its meant for-- d:-we're on a computer phil. p:-it's meant to be a one player game. d:-we're on a computer, we don't need to use pen and paper.
ok, why not? it's that old school flash bizzle you know how it is. right!(p:-dan vs. phil) d:-*laughs*oooooo! ugh i dont wanna just be dan and phil i'm p:-team shibe d:-you know it.
p:-vs d:-obviously,*phil giggles*there we go, right! so; culture, people, names, and questions. p:-i'm gonna go with questions. d:-and our first question! p:-round one! d:-to kick this off: p:-is has a dog ever beeen...? d:-has a dog. ever been?
*phil laughs* d:-that is the real question. (p:-ok)are dogs just a figment of our minds.*existential crisis* p:-have they been. i *chuckle* my first guess is; to space *keyboard clicking* d:-oh my god, that's definitely in it. p:-yes! d:-number 7 p:-wooo
4,000 points for (d:-nice!) team destroyer. d:-now i'm thinking what kind of dark hole does your mind go down when you're on the internet late at night? i'm saying eaten! *phil laughs* d:-ooooooooh! noooo! p:-well i'm glad that is not there.(d:-ok well my mind is especially dark) p:-has a dog beeeen...intelligent.
*typing* d:-intelligent? *typy typing* d:-it's not gonna be there. p:-no! d:-double er! (p:-er!) d:-right has a dog, ever been gay? nooooo!
damn it! p:-there are some gay animals out there. d:-oh there was--p:-oh my god! bred with a cat was number one! d:-knighten mayor d:-awarded the medal of honour, cloned, hit by lightning, to the top of mount everest, elected mayor, or eaten by a shark! p:-i like that there's two about a dog being mayor, i would totally vote for dog mayor. d:-and nobody asked if a dog had been eaten or gay?*dan disapproves*
p:-yea! d:-what is wrong with people?! p:-i've seen a lot of gay lions. d:-alright let's keep this going! p:-right! next one; where can you sell a____? *dan chuckles* d:-hmmmmmm right! do i wanna be funny or do i wanna get the points.
p:-i mean how much do you wanna win? d:-i mean ok...phone p:-ohoo! well i guess that's a good one. d:-7,000 p:-7,000 for dan, right ok. d:-i was gonna say body to be funny but that wouldn't have been on the list. p:-it might be on the list! p:-my mind is going to boat, but i'm gonna say it like.
d:-boat!? why would most people have a boat that they could sell. p:-i'm gonna say cat. *clicking of keys* p:-oh! d:-oooooh! p:-i thought that would be there loads of people sell cats all the time! d:-see now i just wanna go; baby, but instead i'm gonna go car. p:-oh! that's so obvious d:-so obvious and boring, yes phil, yes it is.
p:-where can you sell aaaa *raspy voice*d:-soul! p:-soul! it be that. d:-go on then type it. p:-i'm not typing soul! d:-oooh! d:-oooooooh!
p:-house! *click click* p:-boring answer. what!? *dan's laugh of pure joy* p:-how is that not there!? d:-rekt! here we go. soul...
ooooooh d:-shoot ok p:-a testicle for money? *laughs* d:-fuck off!(p:-that can't be the top one) d:-what is this game? this is not google! p:-a wedding dress, a prom dres-- d:-oh! i should have said broken phone. p:-ooooooh!
d:-that's s--a fur coat...where can u sell a gift card, lol u cheap skates. p:-the most people want to sell a testicle for money. d:-i mean you got two, why not. p:-yea, might as well get rid of one(d:-get some cash) get rid of a kidney at the same time, maybe one nostril.(d:-one eye,one ear) d:-half your face, just be a mr.half p:-i'm mr.halfson welcome! i'm don't he's welcoming someone to. p:-let's do another one.
harry potter and the... it's me first! d:-yup p:-philos--oh my god how do you spell philosophers d:-this is the question phil you chose to be ambitious p:-prisoner of azkaban*laughs* d:-oooh! 'cause you don't know to spell that. *tik tik tik tik* d:-prisdonber.
p:-azkanaban.*giggle* d:-and you're sure that's how you spell azkaban phil? p:-yes! what!? how is that not there? and the fan fiction with ron d:-cursed child p:-come on d:-savage, why didn't you think of that?
p:-i don't know! d:-ah! phil harry potter and the philosophers, it's not gonna be there! the azkaban wasn't there! d:-ooooh, but cursed child was. ooooo p:-harry potter and the...half blood prince! everyone loves the half blood prince! d:-oh but phil, is there an apostrophe-i mean dash in half blood? p:-no! woohoo!!! d:-alright, alright, i'm just gonna go with deathly hallows.
p:-oh, please don't be number one aaaah that's even better*dan laughing maniacally* *maniacal laughter* d:-i love how prisoner of azkaban wasn't- p:-you just turned into voldemort right there. d:-n that would be like*smushs nose* *laughing with flat noses* d:-*deep vice*avada kedavra *phil dies*
d:-finally! and your last go phil. p:-harry potter and the... d:-messy night out. p:-chamber of (d:-red)secrets(kinks) d:-ok p:-4,000 d:-pfffft like we're just naming the books now.
goblet of fire~~ oooooooh! ooooh! (p:-did i spell the other one wrong?) d:-probably, i don't care. p:-harry potter and-i'm going for it. it's called the sorcerer's stone in america isn't it? d:-it is. p:-oh! i'm gonna do that. *click clack*
no! d:-this is an emotional roller coaster. p:-how do you spell sorcerer?! sor- -cerer. d:-english language degree everybody. p:-stone. is it called the sorcerer's stone or the sorcerer's rock? in america?
d:-it's the sorcerer's pebble p:-sorcerer's... d:-it's the saucepan boulder p:-woohoo!!! d:-whaaaaat!? p:-yes! i spelt it right! whaaaat!? d:-*inaudible* (p:-10,000 smackers right in my ear!) p:-phone-ix
is that all of the books? d:-uuuuuh...nope!*laughs* p:-you're a bigger harry potter fan than me! d:-yea i am! you spelled azkaban right. p:-so what is missing? harry potter and the fan fiction. *keyboard sounds* d:-no space?!
phil! p:-ok you try it with the space! d:-mmmmmmmmm*click click*mmmmmmm mmmmmmm*tik tik tik*mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm both:- aaaaaaaah p:-oh, what was it missing than? d:-cursed child movie, sorcerer's stone movie, sorcerer's stone book d:-shut up! p:-what was that?
p:-right another one. people. p:-ok, people! d:-how to look. p:-how to look. d:-now it's my turn. d:-sexy!!!!!!!!!! what!!?? what!? humanity your failed me.
p:-that's what you search up. *dan cries* p:-how to look pretty. (d:-sick) *all the clicks* d:-lame! p:-that's another 10,000 for me. d:-cooool. d:-what!?*laughing* *both laughing*
p:-how to look... d:-he's doing it, what a mad lad. *collective* oooooooh! p:-older, hot, younger, oh hot! cute. d:-older, younger...ffff(p:how to look for lice.) d:-for bed bugs. *collective disgust of bed bugs* d:-how to look sick, stop trying to get time off work! right! i reckon; back to questions.
p:-ok. d:-'cause they were quite funny. both:-where can i buy... human! p:-skin! d:-go on then type it in. type it in believe in your weird psyche, do it! dot it! p:-wait! wait! sha shaba ba baaa!!!
don't try to psych me out. where can i buy human hair! like for a wig. d:-that's really creepy phil. i don't know who would want human hair. p:-human babies!!! d:-yes! type i bet people say that. p:-you've got one in your head that's why. d:-no i don't.
p:-human...tears.*phil laughing* *phil laughter* d:-fuck phil, where is your mind going? the real phil is being revealed to us. p:-i'm just listing everything on the black market. right! ok! human hair. d:- ugh damn it thats gonna be number one. both:-ooooh!
p:-8,000. thank you creepy people buying human hair. except for wigs. d:-human lips that's what i need am i right? tears. p:-teeth. d:-organs. p:-that can't be there please no. d:-human
friends. p:-go on then. d:-that's what i'd google.*phil laughing* fuck what's it gonna be. p:-10 hours later. 17 years late--d:-your distracting me immensely right now. p:-it's been 84 years d:-teeth. ooooh! solid.
p:-who is searching for that?! d:-toothfairy. p:-oh, yea! d:-don't kink shame her. p:-right! 6,000. where can i buy humannnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn naaaaaa! human dolls? like those weird living dolls.
d:-oooh! valid. p:-nooo! d:-ooooh! p:-we watched a documentary about people that dress as dolls it was really weird. d:-beings! damn it!!! *keybaord clicks* *collective*oooooh* both:-meat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! d:-meat!?!?!?!?!?!?
d:-human grade diatomaceous earth. p:-yea, even i search that a lot. d:-bones! hair wigs, hair near me, human race shoes. p:-and breast milk. d:-that's the most disturbing round yet. yea(p:-so disturbed) im so horrified. p:-what are you searched. d:-judging you all right now to be honest.
p:-final round! both:-why is my goldfish...*laughs* p:-crying. d:-i go first, dead? both:-ooooooooo ooooooo(d:-frick!)oooooo! p:-actually my goldfish frank died after 16 years, i haven't accounted that on the internet yet. d:-that's really old though. p:-he lived for so long!
d:-how long are goldfish supposed to live for? p:-i don't know he was gonna be in the guinness world records. d:-that means that means he's like a 1,000 year old human, phil. p:-let's just have a moment of silence for frank. laaaaaaaaa! hopefuly he'll imbue me with some knowledge! right! why is my gold fish... d:-sorry for like bringing that up phil. p:-it's ok, i'm gonna cry later.
floating. *click clackity click* p:-yesss! *phil laughing* p:-i can imagine little kids being like; why is larry floating? oh yes. oh yes. d:-not eating.
*tik tik tak* d:-oh frick me trying to-- what was that face? p:-it was my excitement. one of mine got black spots on it so maybe. why is my goldfish... .............................................................................................. dying? *clickity click click*
d:-what!?are you, are you kidding me!?(p:-6,000 points) are you kidding me? d:-upside down d:-oh! black, turning black, turning-you were right with the spots. p:-i should have guessed that! yea. d:-breathing at the top of the tank, white, water cloudy, why is my goldfish shaking? p:-it's to cold, turn up the heat. d:that was an epic fish flop, for me right there. p:-it was blop blop blop.
d:-what can i say i've never owned a goldfish how can i relate? were it; why is my hamster, i would have been like: escaping, betraying me, leaving me despite me giving all my love to it!(p:-dan it's ok) where did it go!? suki! suki why did u leave me!!!!!????? d:-we both went a bit to far. p:-i feel like we went to far. d:-with the pets in that round let's draw this to a close. p:-yep.
d:-so phil time to show off your math skills! p:-ok i'm gonna work out the answers. *dan grabs paper* d:-this is when the phone can get it's thing back. what is 7,000 add 3,000 add 9,000 add 6,000 add 8,000 add 7,000 add 3,000 p:-so team shibe; d:-43,000 p:-and team destroyer; d:-let's see.
p:-i wanna do it. what is 4,000+6,000+4,000+10,000+10,000+8,000+7,000+6,000? siri:-the answer is 51,000. d:-noooooooo (p:-yeeeees!) *inaudible happiness* d:-the goldfish lost it for me. d:-dan diddly on p:-not gonna be getting a goldfish anytime soon. d:-good 'cause clearly i'd have no idea what to do if it started turning weird colours.
p:-bring the board in. d:-ugh. p:- bababa aaaa ba daaaaaa *dan singing in the background* d:-ugh p:-babababababababaaaaaa
p:-wait i've got; 1 2 3 4 5 6 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 i'm catching up guys! i said i'd catch up! and i'm almost on you dan. d:-i'm scared.*face of fear* p:-look out. the master's back in action.*dan chuckling* d:-alright calm the frick down phil.
p:-so excited. what do you think we've learned from this video? i feel like the human race is a lot more depressing and weird than i thought they already were. p:-why are they selling their testicles? d:-i don't know-wh- p:-what's happening? d:-people google the weirdest shit.
i am just looking at that e(p:-don;t eat other humans!)look at that e! it's glaring at us. p:-leave the e alone. d:-it's mocking me p:-it's gonna be googling why does dan hate me in a moment. d:-i'm comin' for you e.*calm down dan* p:-stop it! p:-so thanks for watching if you liked google feud; give it a give it a thumbs up! we might(d:-click)play it again i the future.(yes!)
d:-click the little circle down there to subscribe to our channel so you can see future dan vs. phils where i beat phil. p:-you're not gonna beat me. d:-ooooh, we'll see. p:-the last video is over there. hope you're having a google-riffic day both:-bye!
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