jesse: hold up, i had to get my vision back. jesse: the games run a lot faster when there's less people.[muffled metal music plays in the background] jesse: stacking 'em up like...like poker chips! jose: i feel like i'll gain presidency (back). jesse: no, i think people will be voting mein for a second term!
How To Play Spoons Card Game, jesse: alright... jose: or we may see a new president. jesse: yeah, charles.charles: who's starting? jesse: i'm the president, remember?jose: gotta give him a good card.
jesse: oh yeah... jesse: i'm still looking for something to throw out. jesse: and i don't have copies of those... jose: this kills me.jesse: yeah, deck killer. jesse: see, that's the reason why aces cannotbe played double. jesse: alright, president starts, and thepresident says... [jesse babbles incoherently] jesse: we shall start with 2s in the form of 3s. jose: dang...
[jesse laughs] jesse: 2 3s? jesse: alright, so now it's time for me...iknow i have some. jesse: alright, i have one-- i don't havesome, i have one. jose: charles is about to-- yeah, kill it.jesse: you play 2, jose? jose: yeah, just put more.jesse: alright...4s...??? jesse: i'm gonna run out of cards before iget them organized! jose: watch, charles is about to double upon us! jesse: no, he plays quad, uh...we have toplay either...
jose: alright.jesse: we have to play doubles. jose: your turn jesse.jesse: uhh...2...5s? jesse: well then i'm moving us up!jesse: ???...oh, well, that's the only one. jesse: the only time that that can't happenis if, like, say-- jose: 4 6s.jesse: no, say, like... jose: 4 6s.jesse: 4 6s...7...see, if all of the numbers go down then i can only-- i have-- unlessall of the numbers go down, you have to play the same amount.(?) that's what it was. jesse: but if all 4 got played, you can go.
jesse: non-matched... jesse: matched... jesse: how many is that?charles: 2. jesse: 2? okay.jose: so you did me like that, charles. jesse: 9s!(?)jesse: luckily, i have one of them. jesse: 9...jose: 2 10s. jesse: ha!charles: 10. [sarcastic laugh]jose: okay, my turn? jesse: jack or...jose: jack.
jesse: jack? i'll raise you 2. jesse: unless you got a jack-- charles: 2 kings.jose: 2 kings? one, two. jesse: one king. someone's killing this deckand it's not me. [charles happily obliges to commit murder][deck explodes] jesse: deck killed!jesse: i'd hate to be the person who, um, gets locked out.jose: my turn? jesse: um...yeah. jose: 3 2s.
jesse: 3? ooh... jesse: whelp. i bet...do i have something?jesse: ah, actually, with the situation i'm in, i can pass.jesse: so, i pass. charles: alright, 2.jose: 2? jesse: i see.jose: 2? jesse: now anyone can play anything higher.jose: anything higher? jesse: anything higher than 2's 'cause allthe 2s are down. jose: 2 7s.jesse: 2 7s? i'll raise you 2 8s. charles: there's a jack.jose: jack?
jose: your majesty.jesse: oh, i didn't know the queen of england existed twice!charles: queen. jose: boom.[deck explodes violently] jesse: deck killer! oh! presidency![presidency intensifies] jesse: oh dang, he's got one and i've gottwo. should have thought this through. charles: pass.jesse: no. this looks bad. [laughing]charles: do we both have cards higher than 5? jesse: we've got no-- uh, yeah! charles: so then we should split the decks?jesse: yep-- no, not split the decks, it's
only split the last deck that was pulled byan ace. [more laughing]charles: time for an epic showdown. jesse: oh, no, this ain't gonna be epic. this shouldend fairly quickly-- deal these out, president deals. [dealing intensifies] jesse: didn't even shuffle them up!jesse: he's like, "where do i go?"! jesse: alright, now who's turn was it?jesse: jose was last to play a legal card, so that means it's my turn, and since there'sno deck to start, i have to start with 2 2s. charles: 2 2s.jose: 2 2s. jesse: uhhh...charles: tutus! (hentai)
jesse: 7.charles: 2 7s. jose: okay.jesse: killed! [deck explodes]jose: uh oh, charles. jesse: i am required to pass-- we have todeal these out again! jose: let me shuffle them.charles: let's not kill the deck so quickly. jesse: that's the only reason i couldn't playis because the last 2 cards i had-- jose: does charles get cards too?jesse: yeah, charles gets cards too 'cause we both had to pass and it's my turn, so ihave to start this round again! charles: haw. let's try this again.jesse: that's...2...we'll have to find a way
to edit this part out, 'cause i was hopingthat ??? would exist. jesse: 7...lemme guess, 2 7s!?charles: yep. jose: ooh.jesse: 2...queens. charles: 2 queens.jesse: kill. [deck explodes]jose: oh, charles. charles: pass.jesse: you don't have anything 5 or below? you are kidding.[laughing] charles: i told you not to kill it so soon!jesse: i wasn't trying to kill it. techincally, i had to kill it 'cause i had no other cardto play!
[sinister laughing] jesse: okay.charles: i hope we're not thinking the same thing right now.jesse: we're about to find out! jesse & charles: 2.jose: 2 2s! charles: 2.jesse: ha, finally! jesse: let's jump to 8!jesse: don't got anything higher...3 queens! charles: queen.jesse: i have to pass. jose: charles:jesse: yes. [deck explodes]jose: deck killer.
jesse: deck kill.jose: jesse, i feel like... jesse: i don't have anything lower.charles: 2. jesse: this is actually the end right now.[chair scoots back] [card throwing intensifies]jesse: flip it over. [everything explodes]jesse: that's the vice president-- winnraaaaar!!!
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