>> the punisher: [sound]smells like a.i.m. agents crapping their pants. [cough] it's actually kind of gross. [sound] ah, fudge sucker. that's the last time ibuy a second hand gun
Lego Marvel Superheroes Video Game Characters, from that dp's garage.tv/bargains website. >> a.i.m. agent 1: you didn't know? that guy rips off like everybody. >> a.i.m. agent 2: youbuy guns secondhand?
>> the punisher: somebody'sabout to get punished. i'm the punisher, it's kinda my thing. >> elektra: thanks forcoming with me natasha, i hate buying stuff from people online. it's always some creepy dude who smellslike an onion covered in cat pee. >> deadpool: did somebody say dinner? oh, i thought it wasthe takeout i ordered. you here about the couch? wipe your feet, i just vacuumed.
>> [sound] [music] >> deadpool: hey, pretty lady. you must be a parking ticket,cuz you got fine written all over you. >> elektra: did you justcompare me to a parking ticket? that little piece of trash ifind jammed under my wiper every morning becauseit's street cleaning day? you wanna know who clears the streets? this girl.
till zero in the morningeight nights a week. so sorry i couldn't move my friggen carby 10 am you subhuman parking troll. >> deadpool: so you're saying i shouldhave gone with the whole summer's day, shakespeare line? is that a [noise]. >> elektra: one more word, andwe're gonna take it outside, and i'm gonna show you what it's like. >> deadpool: wow,that's ambiguous and terrifying. and an obscure seinfeld reference.
do you want your stupid sofa or what? >> elektra: yes! >> the punisher: jerkwood soldme a broke mp3 player, too? this is sogetting dealt with in a punitive fashion! [sound] >> natasha: ugh.can't this death squad hurry up? this place is sick, and i think thatpile of puke just winked at me. >> elektra: oh no. >> deadpool: what was that?
>> elektra: nothing. >> deadpool: aw, you killed gremlin? >> natasha: sorry,i thought he was living puke. >> deadpool: he gets that a lot. or got. >> the punisher: deadpool! >> deadpool: oh,that must be the blind date i ordered. sounds huskier than i expected. boy, my back is going to kill tomorrow.
coming!>> the punisher: you sold me crud weapons? >> deadpool: and crud mp3 player. but if you recall, dpsgarage.tv/bargainshas a strict no refund policy. so?>> the punisher: wrong answer. what do you say we strapthe sofa to the roof of my van. then go rain searing hot lead onthe kingpin's criminal empire? >> natasha: oh searinghot lead is my favorite. >> elektra: i'm gonnashow that what it's like. >> deadpool: ow!
>> daredevil: hello? >> deadpool: are you my blind date? hope you can tie a tourniquet. damn, that dating service is literal. >> [noise] >> silver surfer: i'm hereabout the surf board [noise]. >> deadpool: shhhh. he thinks it's braised pork shoulder. [laugh]
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