oh, my, what a storythis is. little joey thomas undergoinga lifesaving operation tonight. - [ cheering ]- the fans here, of course,all wearing yellow ribbons... in supportof this brave little boy. [ michaels ] and his hero, joe cooper,promising to hit three home runs,
Trailer Park Boys Drinking Game, a promise that could meanthe difference between life and death... - for this brave little boy.- [ belches ] hey, pete, what's the matterwith coop tonight ? i don't know, but he's one for 11and he smells like christian slater.
[ costas ] coop in the home run circle,getting ready to take his shot. it's up. it's good ! - [ cheering ]- coop sinks his secondhome run of the game. [ groaning ] his blood sugar's way upsince yesterday. has there been any changein his fluid intake ? sweet jesus ! his sodium's levelthrough the roof ! it's the strangest thing.he's eight years old, and he smells likerobert downey, jr.
[ costas ] ninth inning.everyone's stomach in knots here, as coop steps upfor his last at bat. - [ crowd ] coop ! coop !- one more chancefor that third home run. hey, she's here, man,that girl from the bar. - that's a guy.- what ? - a guy ?- yeah, that's a dude. you're just saying that 'causeyou want her for yourself. i'm saying thatbecause she's a guy. it's impossible.just look at her.
she's got the cutestlittle upturned nose, the softest lips,the sweetest adam's apple. [ vomiting ] yeah. i think i can smellher perfume from here. [ vomiting continues ] [ groans ] [ crowd ]coop ! coop ! coop ! coop ! shh. [ all ]shh.
[ costas ]coop calls for quiet. one more chancefor that third home run. he's in deep focusout there, bob. this obviously meansa lot to him. - [ snoring ]- [ horn toots ] - [ costas ] he shoots !- [ michaels ] it's going, going-- looks like coophas made a dream come true... - for a very brave little--- [ crowd gasping ] [ crash ]
wow. the lord must reallyhave it in for that little boy.
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