♪ (old-school video game music) ♪ - "slapp-me-doo presents..." (heavy sigh) the impossible quiz. - "the impossible quiz?"i've heard of this. i think i've seen pewdiepie play this.
Worlds Hardest Game Cool Math, - i love this! i used to almost get all the way through. i think i know a lot of the answers. - i remember taking this years ago.
i wonder if i still know how to do it. - i'm just gonna tell you guys right now we're gonna be here for at least five hours. - i'm gonna fail, like, 20 times. - let's go!- (record scratches) - "how many holes in a polo?" what? - i'm gonna say three,'cause in the word "polo" there are three holes.
i feel like this is that kind of quiz. - (gun shot)- i'm wrong. - (gun shot)- (puzzled) what? - a polo shirt, i'm assuming,so, like, one, two, three? i'm gonna get this wrong. - (gun shot)- i knew it. two?- (gun shot) no? okay! (laughs) i'm already off to a terrible start. what?
- (gun shot, screaming)- okay. - (gun shot)- son of a--. two, one.- (gun shot, screaming) - well, i lost! (laughter)i'm guessing four. - (ding)- four. - eenie, meenie, miney, mo... my momma said to pick the very best one and you are it, if i were done yet. four. yes!
- like the shirt? then wouldn't it be three if-- no, wait. 'cause there's a sleeve, a sleeve, a neck-- four. four of the holes in the polo.- (ding) - four?! how? what? oh my god!the bottom hole. i'm such an idiot, okay. - "can a match box?" i don't wanna-- you know what?
i don't want to think too much about this. my strategy is to just memorize. - (gun shot)- yes-- no. - (gun shot, screaming)- okay, perfect. - no, but a tin can!i remember that. - (ding)- (sighs) i hate that i know these. - "dot..." (speaking gibberish). "tennis elbow."- (gun shot) - dang.
- i can't read this one 'cause it doesn't make any sense. - i'm gonna say, "i don't understand."- (gun shot, screaming) - the game's over. it's four.- (ding) - let's just say "tennis elbow."- (gun shot) - that's wrong too. i'm gonna say "what?" - (gun shot)- that's also wrong. this one's right. - "answer"... wait.
yeah, "answer this question backwards." i wanna say no. (laughs) o.k. - (ding) - k.o.! hwah! - "click the answer."i don't know. - "out of order, out of order, out of order?" - (gun shot, screaming)- okay, good. - "click the--" oh. everything's out of order, but then...this is the answer.
that makes a lot of sense.- (ding) - "click the answer."the answer. - this one, i feel like i haveto click it in some type of order, but i don't-- oh, "the answer"! dang it! i knew-- i don't know how i knew that! vague clips of pewdiepie, it's so weird, in my memories. - "put the mouse on here." - "don't touch the blue." (hushed) what the heck?
- what if i just went around the thing? - i remember this. you have to put it on the other side. - i remember it now! i used to play this on addicting games all the time. - (ding)- (snaps fingers) 'ey! - "the square root of an onion." - is this a math term that i haven't learned yet? i'm thinking 28. - (gun shot, screaming)- i lost.
- onion's a root. it's a carrot-- aw, come on.- (gun shot) - a carrot's a root.- (gun shot, screaming) - aww. (tsks) darn it! - is it a carrot? - (gun shot)- dah! i hate that sound. - i'm gonna do the "eenie, meenie,miney, mo" thing again. - you are it, if i were done yet. - (ding)- (gasps) i got it right.
- i don't know what shallots are. - (ding)- i totally guessed on that one. - it's 28.- (gun shot) - it's shall-- okay, i don't even know what that is. - shallots. - (ding)- yeah! what does that even mean? - "the answer is really big." "really big."- (gun shot, screaming) - what?
- uh, "answer."- (gun shot, screaming) - no, okay. all right, it's cool. - i'm saying "really big." - (gun shot)- son of a bitch! (laughing) aw, it's a really big answer. - (gun shot, screaming)- no! what? [bleep] impossible quiz. - these are all witty.which one am i supposed to pick? - (gun shot)
(gun shot) (ding)- it's an elephant. - infinity or an elephant.- (gun shot) - it's not that. an elephant.- (ding) - i don't know. i'm just gonna click. - (gun shot)- dah! i hate this game. - (ding)- an elephant. "search." ohp, no. - "do not want. sad face.keep looking."
where's the answer? - i kind of remember this.where is this? oh, there we go. (sigh of relief)- (ding) - ah, there we go!i saw it. i saw it. oh yes. okay. - (ding)- cool. - okay. wait, i found it. i found it. - (ding)- yes.
(snaps fingers) there we go. "what was the answer to question two?" - was it the one that was backwards? - (gun shot, screaming) - it wasn't the one that was backwards. - i got it wrong. - (gun shot)- ah. - (gun shot, screaming)- ah, shoot. wait, wait, wait, wait.i just need to see answer two again.
that was four. oh my gosh, i knew it was this one. - okay, this is answer two.it's the bottom left one. - that was the answer to question two! - the second one was "can a match box?""no, but a tin can." and it was this one, but this arrow's pointing to this one so it's this one.- (ding) - yeah! logic. - (ding)- oh my god!
i didn't even notice the arrows. - "choose food." well, i can eat any of these. - what? what? - an eyeball?- (gun shot) - no, okay. i mean-- but none of these answers make sense. if i were done yet.- (gun shot, screaming) - i think we have to look at the shadows, right? that looks kind of like lasagne, i guess.
- (ding)- (record scratches) - this one chews food, like c-h-e-w. - yeah, thank you. - the teeth thing, you chew with that, so, i mean, it could work. - i was right. - what's this? skip?oh, i got a skip. - what does this mean?oh, i can skip a question. - "what follows december 2nd?"
- a question mark? (gun shot)- or a-- i don't know why i clicked on 142 dwarves. you know what? what if this one isn't a trick question? - (gun shot, screaming)- it was a trick question though. - (gun shot, screaming)- aaah. - december 3rd. - this game is impossible! that's why they named it the impossible quiz.
all right, "no, but a tin can." bazing, bang, god-- - (gun shot)- fah! i didn't mean to do that! - december 3rd.- (gun shot) - i knew this one too! it's... "n"? - (ding)- fff. - which one did i not choose?december 3rd. no, i didn't choose this one.- (ding) - "what follows december 2nd." the n.
- n? december sec-n-d? n-d? i still don't see it. whatever. - click the smallest. (gun shot, screaming) - i clicked all of them. the smallest one probably doesn't-- i knew it. - it's the i in "click".
this is the worst day of my life. - it's the i. i knew it! i knew it!pewdiepie! - it's this i. - (ding)- oh, i love this game. this is such a fun game,but i hate it at the same time. - "what sound does a bell make?" - i'm just gonna close my eyes and pick one. which one did i pick? (laughing) i don't even-- that was a bad strategy.
what does a bell make?- (gun shot) - the most logical thing would be "f'taang." oh, okay. - "f-tiiing!" it's, like, more f'ting. ting, ting. i'm thinking it's that. yeah. - "what can you put in a bucket to make it lighter? a torch? oh, a hole. that makes sense.- (gun shot) - a hole.
- (gun shot, screaming)- it's starting to scare me. - "gypsies, a hole..." - (gun shot)- nope, okay. try again. - a torch? if i die, i'm gonna be so mad. - (ding)- ah, okay! - oh, a torch to make it lighter. (sighs) - "neigh! whinny." - "sorry, no skipping?"
- oh, no skip-- i was about to say,maybe i could skip this one. it knows. pewdiepie is not helping me.i don't remember this one. - n?- (gun shot) - m?- (screaming) - okay, we'll start again. - do i do an h 'cause there's a horse up here? - (click)- oh. am i supposed to spell "horse"?
- horse?- (clicking) - uh, that's a horse. horse?- (click) - oh my god, "horse". okay. uh, s-e.- (ding) - yay! "what is the 7th letter of the alphabet." - all right, i'm gonna have to do it. i'm gonna have to ♪ a, b, c, d, e, f, g ♪. - ♪ a, b, c, d, e, f, g ♪. g. but what if it's not g?
- it can't be g.they're messing with me. it can't be. i'm gonna lose a life and i'll have to start all over again. - i'm gonna flip this table in a minute. - g is the 7th letterof the alphabet, is it not? - the 7th letter of-- oh!what if it's of "the alphabet"? like, one, two, three,four, five, six, seven. h. - (ding) - oh, "the alphabet".it's the phrase.
h.- (ding) 24 - 7... it's "walrus", obviously. right? - (gun shot)- aw, come on. - it's 17. that's what it is. it's math. it's right or wrong,but 17 isn't on here. i'm gonna put 16--- (gun shot) - it's wrong. i'm gonna put "walrus". - (gun shot, screaming)- that was also wrong. - (sighs)- (gun shot)
- okay, so it's not that.and it's not that. - (gun shot, screaming)- oh, wow. it's none of those. so it's one of those answers.okay, four! - 24 - 7 is seven... seven-- six? what?! no, it's 17, right? it's not-- oh!- (ding) - smart! - (ding)- it was the 17th question,
so the answer was 17. i can't do this any more. - stop! hammer time.- (ding) - hammer time.- (ding) - "color in the correct order." what? how am i supposed--? screw it. bye.- (ding) - how am i supposed to knowwhat the correct order is?
i'm gonna have-- trial and error. trial.- (gun shot) - it's not yellow. it's not green. (deep sigh) - (gun shot, screaming)- here we go! - he's got green in him.- (gun shot) - no, he doesn't. he's got yellow. - am i almost there? at all? - can i start with blue?- (paint splatters)
- (sighs) blue. (gasps) it's like...- (paint splatters) - okay, blue!okay-- oh! blue, orange. - blue, orange, green, green, yellow. - yellow.- (paint splatters) (ding)- "deal or no deal?" "deal... no deal.""seal, no seal." see, why? what?
- (gun shot, screaming)- aw, come on! - (gun shot)- that's wrong. okay. - (gun shot)- it's one of these two. - (record scratches)- yes! - (record scratches)- yeah! - it's gonna be "seal". oh, okay. (laughs) - "watch carefully." - son of-- i looked away! i didn't think it was going to do anything.
- (gun shot)- (ding) - hey! - (ding)- all right. - (ding)- yeah! - "the choice is yours. +1 life, -1 life, escape, +1 skip." do i actually-- do i get whatever choose? i'm gonna give myself a skip.- (ding) - (sighs) okay.
- one more.- (ding) - i'm gonna skip this.- (ding) - "+1 life?" "+1 skip." (ding)- it was the skip. - "save changes to 'untitled'?" "bran?"(puzzlded) bran? like a muffin? - (gun shot)- yes. no.
- (gun shot, screaming)- no! there should be checkpoints.- (ding) - "yes."- (gun shot, screaming) - why wouldn't you want to save stuff? - "no!"- (ding) - i have one life.i'm gonna skip it. - uh...- (gun shot, screaming) - i died. i'm so done. i don't wanna do this any more.
- this is "no". - (gun shot)- no, it's not. okay, "bran".- (ding) - "cancel." oh, come on. we'll do "bran". - "bran".- (ding) - yeah, it's just random, bro. - i can't skip this either?!what is going-- hold on. - what? why?
okay. i can't-- i can't do this. - so this is l, and then k. so i'm gonna find-- c. so right now we have "click." - "click the"-- i think it says "click the". - oh, "click the v in"-- oh. - "in lives." so, it's the green one. i should've just done this before. okay. so this one. but you can't click the v.
- (groans) it has-- it says "click the v in"-- oh, the bottom one! duh. - oh. - (ding)- next. - oh, the v in "lives". hoo! "how do you kill a werewolf?" - it's a silver bullet, isn't it? - (gun shot)- yeah, how stupid. - "shoe polish, black pudding"--
- (gun shot, screaming)- (tsks) dang it. - i don't know. (laughs) "black pudding." aw.- (gun shot, screaming) - i messed up again! - why not?- (gun shot) - (sulkily) i don't wannarestart from the beginning. - (ding)- (giggling) - uh, did i click "shoe polish"? - (ding)- yeah, m'kay.
- i think it's shoe polish. polish.- (ding) - "which of these place names does not exist?" probably "germansweek"'cause that's the least weird. - (gun shot, screaming)- not germansweek. bye.- (ding) - i bet this exists.this exists somewhere in the world. - "budd's titsons twatt."i bet that exists. - (gun shot)- seriously?!
i'm more disappointed in humans. - blue, orange, green--- (gun shot) - i didn't hit you, purple! you try to go quick,and then it's like you mess up. nah, "no seal". - (gun shot)- it's a seal! (groaning) there's too many. i'm skipping. - (gun shot)- that one exists. and that one exi-- oh my god.
- (ding)- (uncontrollable laughter) okay! - "i hope you've been payingattention to the question numbers!" oh... oh... oh-oh-oh-oh. - (gun shot)- aw. - let's go to 26. - (gun shot, screaming)- that-- that wasn't 26. - i know there's one questionwhere it tells you to use all of your skips, but i'm probably not gonna get to that one, so i'll use my skip.- (ding)
- 26. 27. wait, go to 28. - skippity do-dah.- (ding) - i forgot to look at the stupid thing! it's gotta be 28. i think we passed 21 and 24, so it's 28. - "what is this?"skip, all right. - i like "abundance,"but it's probably gonna be "cruel".
- (gun shot)- all right, no. - (ding)- sure. - "abundance!" that's-- okay, i have to pick that one. - (ding)- it's so funny. - "what flavor is cardboard?" - "talc."- (gun shot) - what do you want from me? - it's pork scra-- aw. (chuckles) - i'm gonna lose this one for sure.
it's definitely not any of these three. but it's probably not talc.- (gun shot, screaming) - yeah, okay. i guess i'm done for now. until i go home and don't study for my physics exam so i can finish this. - this is one of those ones, like, you don't-- - (gun shot)- pork scratch-- - (screaming)- now i know which one it is. - "egg mayonnaise."
- (ding)- whew. "now don't touch"-- again?! no! - all right. next question. - nice and easy. (exhales)- (ding) - killin' the game. - (dog) woof!- (startled gasp) - (dog) woof!- (snickers) - (dog) woof! - that's three woofs.- (ding)
- "what are the main ingredients of shampoo? - "cricket crap."- (gun shot) - shampoo. it's poo. shampoo.maybe it's "human feces". - (ding)- it's poo. shampoo. i'm understanding now. - "how many letters in his hand?" - five, six, seven, eight, nine. and it's a severed hand. that's nice.
- okay, i'm done.(headphones clatter) - whatever, i don't care.- (gun shot, screaming) - son of a-- whatever. - letters... in his hand.the phrase "his hand". okay, this is becoming redundant. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. (ding)- nice, seven. - (ding)- okay. (chuckles) "elephants don't like mice."
wait, what do i-- or... huh. - (ding)- (chuckles) - am i supposed to click somewhere? i'm afraid that if i click something, i lose a life. - (clicks mouse)- so... oh. oh, they don't like mice. - if i had my mouse out, he wouldn't come. he'd run away. "if you press this button, it's game over."
- (record scratches)- thanks. (chuckles) "what do you call a wingless fly?" - "a walk." (snickers) - (ding)- classic. - "can you get this question wrong?" - "nope," "of course not," "no way." (sighs) seriously? - yeah, probably. uh, let's just give this.- (ding)
- some of them, see, they just don't make sense. they're just are like-- all right. here's... [bleep] "nope".- (ding) - yeah! that was cool. - "no way."- (ding) - (sighs) - "mary rose sat on a pin." bur--- (gun shot) (screaming)- oh really? oh really?
(screaming)- no! i have to go through all of that again for that stupid joke that i don't even understand? (ding) and then mary rose. oh, dang! i remember this one too. - "cough drops." - (ding)- no, it's that. - there isn't even a question.
"cylindrical adventures" is probably my favorite pun. - (ding)- okay. - "cylindrical adventures." - "don't touch the pink. hmm, if only you had a bridge." how do you make a bridge? oh! - hey, i got a bridge! impossible my butt.
- i did have a bridge. oh! - (ding)- (duck squawks) - (gun shot)- what? (chuckles) uh...- (gun shot, screaming) - aw, come on. - (duck squawks)- i don't care. - afro. (chuckles softly) "what is the--" it's just the most ridiculous answers.
- "what is the answer to life,the universe, and everything? hint: it's 42." i bet it's not 42. (tsks) (gun shot, screaming)- aw, come on! what the heck? if i knew that answer, i would beat it. - you have got to be kidding me. do 42 42?
- so that's 40, so this is 42.- (ding) - 40-- 42.- (ding) (sighs) "bridget makes everyone..." i don't what it is.- (ding) - "tom cruise."- (ding) - i think you've just gotta gowith the most random answer. that's what i'm going as.this is probably a puzzle. - "click..." uh, here, somewhere.
- oh, i gotta just click right here. ah, "flag, square"-- [bleep] wingdings. skip this!- (ding) - nope. okay, skip.- (ding) - what's happening here? - i wanna try one more time, and that's it. - i know what that is. - (chuckling) oh my god. "f-u, kill sonic-- you bastard!"
- vanish!- (liquid spurts) (ding)- gotcha! - (ding)- red? okay. "snake, snake."- (ding) - snaaaaake!!! - "which one's the correct spelling?" "slap"-- (gasps) is thisthe name of the company? it's this one. i'm risking everything on--
- (gun shot, screaming)- okay. i'm done with this. (wearily) i've had enough. - "slap-me-do"--- (gun shot) - "splapp-me-do."- (ding) okay. blue, red, blue, yellow. - all right.- (punching) - go! [inaudible] the chair! (victorious cry) ♪ do, do, do, do ♪
"carrot!" crap. shoulda ate my vegetables. this looks like a carrot.- (siren wails) - look at him! "marmite." "marmite, but pa might not!"- (ding) you "shanghai"? uh, no, about 20 centimeters off the ground. "what is the digestive system?"- (clock ticks)
- "a series of organs designed to break down food and extract energy and nutrition"--i don't know if it's "cheese". "a game console"--- (gun shot) - dang, it's cheese!- (screaming) - no!!! ugh. stupid bomb. i think i could beat it eventually if i have the patience and the time to actually do it. maybe i'll just do it in my english class.
- thanks for watching us play the impossible quiz on the react channel. - like this episode if our frustration caused you joy. - how far did you get in the impossible quiz? let us know in the comments. - see you next time. - that's it! i quit! no more! flips table! i'm out. bye-bye.
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